August 29, 2024

THE WATCHERS: More Like The Talkers


THE WATCHERS (Blu-ray)
2024 / 102 min
Review by Josey, the Sudden Cat🙀

I tried really hard to avoid using the old adage, “the acorn doesn’t fall too far from the tree.” But damn, if it isn’t an accurate assessment of The Watchers, which is the directorial debut of Ishana Night Shyamalan, the daughter of M. Night Shyamalan (who produced). 

That isn’t always a bad thing. After all, Brandon Cronenberg has followed in his demented dad’s footsteps and directed a couple of wonderfully twisted tales that wouldn’t be out-of-place in the ol’ man’s filmography. Though based on a novel, The Watchers looks, plays and unfolds very much like an M. Night Shyamalan film… 


…more accurately, like a few of those Shyamalan films he cranked out after some of the luster had worn off his reputation. Similar to those, The Watchers begins well, with morose Mina (Dakota Fanning) still brooding over the death of her mother 15 years earlier. An American living and working in Ireland, she’s asked to deliver an exotic bird to a zoo, but gets stranded in a gloomy forest with a dark history…which is provided in a narrated prologue and indicative of the film’s biggest problem (more on that in a minute).


As darkness approaches, Mini runs into an old woman named Madeline (Olwen Fouere), who urgently ushers her into a building before it’s too late. Sealed inside, she meets two others, Ciara (Georgina Campbell) and Daniel (Oliver Finnegan). It’s at this point Madeline informs Mini that the structure is called the Coop and four of them are trapped inside by the Watchers, who observe them all night - every night - through a two-way mirrored window.


The Unusual Suspects.
She also lays down the rules…they can leave during the day, but must make it back before dark or they’ll be killed; they must stay away from the Burrows where the Watchers retreat during daylight; inside
the Coop, they must remain in full sight. Of course, Mini has no intention of staying and defiantly breaks some of these rules. But in doing so, they learn what these humanoid creatures really are. 

Here’s the biggest problem…most of the plot points and revelations are offered through exposition, first from Madeline, then the video diary of a professor who came to learn about the Watchers. Throughout the entire movie, we’re told a lot more than we’re shown, undermining much of the tension. We know almost everything about these creatures before we even get a good look at one. What’s the fun in that? What's wrong with keeping some things a mystery?


That same approach tarnished some of Dad’s movies, as well…too much telling, not enough showing. From a technical standpoint, The Watchers is pretty solid, with a gloomy overall aesthetic and interesting production design (the Coop is pretty neat). It’s ultimately not enough to overcome the narrative shortcomings, including an underwhelming, protracted and equally talky conclusion. But with this film out of the way, now maybe Ishana Night Shyamalan can sharpen her storytelling skills.


EXTRA KIBBLES

FEATURETTES - Welcome to the Show: The Making of The Watchers features interviews with director Ishana Night Shyamalan, producer M. Night Shyamalan (dear ol’ dad) and others; Creating the Watchers goes into the creature design; Constructing the Coop is about production design, including the cell-like structure; Ainriochtan and the Irish Fairy Folklore has the some of the cast & crew discussing some of the myths that inspired the story.

DELETED SCENE - “Lair of Love” is the faux reality show Mina watches while imprisoned. This is a 10 minute clip of the s-called show…and the most entertaining bonus feature of the bunch.

DIGITAL COPY


August 27, 2024

TERROR FIRMA: Edible Insanity


TERROR FIRMA (Blu-ray)
2023 / 84 min
Review by Josey, the Sudden Cat🙀

Strange film, this one…mostly in a good way. 

The feature length debut of director/co-writer Jake Macpherson, Terror Firma is a micro-budget horror film set in a dilapidated old house in Los Angeles. For reasons never explained, the entire city is in lockdown and people are forbidden from leaving their homes under penalty of arrest. 


Lola (Faye Tamasa) is a down-on-her-luck artist who manages to avoid authorities and arrive at the house, which is owned by her adoptive brother, Louis (Burt Thakur). Also living there is his weird roommate, Cage (Robert Brettenaugh), who immediately becomes unnervingly fixated on Lola. When a helicopter lowers food and supplies to them, Lola discovers an unlabeled seed package. 


She plants one in the yard, and the very next day, there’s a hole that produces brownish goo, which not only smells enticing, the three discover the taste is irresistible. Whatever it is, this stuff appears to induce madness while also opening black portals to…well, it’s never fully explained, though Louis ends up buried in his own yard, while Lola traverses inexplicable tunnels to try and save him. Meanwhile, Cage grows increasingly unhinged, his obsession with both the substance and Lola reaching perverse levels…


…and I gotta say, Cage is an extremely creepy and repulsive character, depicted by Brettenaugh in a performance that can accurately be described as brave. Considering the film’s budget, I can’t imagine his salary was anything to write home about, yet he goes all-in to an uncomfortable degree, making Cage the scariest part of the film.


Damn gophers.
Elsewhere, Terror Firma is often surreal and intentionally ambiguous. The origin of the goo & blood-red flowers (which begin to pop up everywhere) is never elaborated upon, nor are numerous other hallucinatory sequences. But since Macpherson is obviously more concerned with achieving a dark tone and growing sense of dread (which he accomplishes quite well), narrative clarity ain’t all that important. However, I’m still not sure how the citywide lockdown aspect is relevant to the story.

Terror Firma is also somewhat noteworthy for being the first release from Dark Arts Entertainment, a new label created by filmmakers Brian Yuzna and John Penney, no strangers to the horror genre. Overall, they’re off to a good start, because this is a moody, creepy and claustrophobic little film.


EXTRA KIBBLES

EXTENDED DIRECTOR’S CUT - This version runs 95 minutes, though the additional scenes don’t really impact the film too much.

AUDIO COMMENTARY - By director Jake MacPherson

BEHIND-THE-SCENES GALLERY

TRAILER


THE POOP SCOOP: Folk & Fear Edition

SEVERIN FILMS Announces ALL THE HAUNTS BE OURS: A COMPENDIUM OF FOLK HORROR VOLUME 2.
Unquiet spirits have gathered once again: ALL THE HAUNTS BE OURS: A COMPENDIUM OF FOLK HORROR VOLUME TWO brings together 24 films representing 18 countries for more of the best-loved, rarely seen, thought-lost and brand-new classics of folk horror, most making their disc debuts including the North American Disc Premieres of the Severin Films Original Productions TO FIRE YOU COME AT LAST directed by Sean Hogan and the documentary SUZZANNA: THE QUEEN OF BLACK MAGIC directed by David Gregory, which will have its World Premiere at the Sitges Film Festival on October 12th. The set also features 55+ combined hours of new and archival Special Features including trailers, interviews, audio commentaries, short films, video essays, historical analyses and bonus feature-length films; a 252-page hardcover of newly commissioned folk horror fiction by luminaries that include Ramsey Campbell, Cassandra Khaw and Eden Royce with illustrations by Drazen Kozjan, and much more, all curated and produced by WOODLANDS DARK AND DAYS BEWITCHED creator Kier-La Janisse. 

AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER EXCLUSIVELY AT SEVERINFILMS.COM FOR $289.95 SRP

 

THE SIXTH SENSE and SIGNS in 4K on Digital NOW and 4K Ultra HD on October 22
from Disney.
The Sixth Sense and Signs, two iconic thrillers from Oscar®-nominated director, M. Night Shyamalan, will be available for the first time ever in stunning 4K UHD digital on August 27, and 4K UHD Blu-ray disc on October 22. The original negatives for both films were scanned at 4K resolution and restored in High Dynamic Range (HDR). Additionally, an exclusive bundle, including both films, along with Unbreakable, will also be available on August 27 at digital retailers. Nominated for six Oscars, including best picture, The Sixth Sense is celebrating its 25th anniversary this month. Known for one of the best plot twists in cinematic history, the psychological thriller stars Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment and Toni Collette. The cult sci-fi thriller, Signs, stars Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix and Rory Culkin, and follows a farmer who investigates mysterious circles and lines carved into his crops.


M. Night Shyamalan’s TRAP on Digital August 30 and 4K, Bu-ray & DVD November 5 from Warner Bros. 
Warner Bros. Pictures’ new experience in the world of M. Night Shayamalan – Trap – featuring performances by rising music star Saleka Shayamalan, arrives for purchase and rental Digitally at home on August 30. The film will also be available to purchase on 4K UHD, Blu-ray and DVD on November 5. In the film, a father and teen daughter attend a pop concert, where they realize they’re at the center of a dark and sinister event. Written and directed by M. Night Shayamalan, Trap stars Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka Shayamalan, Hayley Mills and Allison Pill.  The film is produced by Ashwin Rajan, Marc Bienstock and M. Night Shayamalan. The executive producer is Steven Schneider. This release comes with the following bonus features: 2 featurettes, several deleted scenes and an extended concert scene.


THE WIZARD OF OZ 85th Anniversary Theater Edition on 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray October 29th from Warner Bros.
1939’s acclaimed and beloved classic The Wizard of Oz will be released on 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray as an 85th Anniversary Theater Edition on November 5. Directed by Victor Fleming (Gone With the Wind) and starring Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale, The Wizard of Oz is widely considered to be one of the most influential films in cinematic history. The 85th Anniversary Theater Edition includes a 4K UHD disc of the film, a Blu-ray disc of the film and a digital code, along with commemorative steelbook packaging, a reproduction of the original program, a reproduction of the film’s premiere invitation, reproductions of 8 original lobby cards, reproductions of 2 original poster cards, and a reproduction of the film’s original movie ticket. The Wizard of Oz officially premiered at Grauman’s Chinese Theater on August 15, 1939. The film was directed by Victor Fleming (who that same year directed Gone With the Wind), produced by Mervyn LeRoy, and scored by Herbert Stothart, with music and lyrics by Harold Arlen and E.Y. Harburg. Ray Bolger appeared as the Scarecrow; Bert Lahr as the Cowardly Lion, Jack Haley as the Tin Woodman. Frank Morgan was seen in six different roles, including that of the "wonderful Wizard" himself. Dorothy was portrayed by a 4'11" sixteen-year-old girl who quickly earned her reputation as “the world’s greatest entertainer”-- the incomparable Judy Garland.

August 26, 2024

Lambcast #744: THE TOWERING INFERNO


It is the 50th Anniversary of "The Towering Inferno", and enough members of the community thought that was a justification to vote for it in this month's poll. It turns out, we did this as a MOTM back in 2016, and for the moment, that is a lost episode. This episode is not lost and Dave Anderson from "Free Kittens Movie Guide" hosts the discussion. James Wilson and Matthew Simpson join the cast for this explosive disaster film from 1974. 

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE PODCAST.

Slow RIDE


RIDE (Blu-ray)
2024 / 114 min
Review by Mr. Bonnie, the Bull Buster😽

I’m not quite sure what I expected from Ride - if anything - but it certainly isn’t what I initially thought it would be. That’s not to say it was disappointing. The film wasn’t on my radar or watch-list, and as a reviewer, it’s difficult to be let down by a movie I probably wouldn’t have chosen to see on my own.

Still, the press release suggests something akin to a neo-noir thriller centered around a robbery, probably because it's a lot harder to sell a film that’s primarily a character study of a fractured family, even one with a quasi-romantic backdrop of the modern rodeo circuit. 


Director/co-writer Jake Allyn stars as Peter Hawkins, just released from prison after doing four years for vehicular manslaughter, which also resulted in seriously injuring his little sister, Virginia. Because of the accident - the result of his drug addiction - Jake is estranged from his parents, former bull rider John (C. Thoms Howell) and local sheriff Monica (Annabeth Gish). However, his grandfather (Forrie J. Smith) has since forgiven him, mainly because he’s also a ex-rodeo veteran and alcoholic who’s since dedicated himself to helping others recover. 


"Way-to-mosey, boy!"
Additionally, Virginia has been diagnosed with cancer. Even with insurance, the Hawkins family can’t afford the treatment program that could save her life, nor can John draw an early pension to help pay for it. A bull rider himself, Jake enters a rodeo competition with a $10,000 prize in hopes of helping out (and seeking a little redemption along the way). Though he wins, John also owes money to his drug dealer & ex-cellmate, Tyler (Patrick Murney), who plans to collect. Meanwhile, John refuses Jake’s money, not only because he assumes his son got it illegally, it’s still not enough to cover the treatment (it’s never explained how John is completely unaware his son just won the rodeo). 

The entire first hour of Ride is dedicated to Jake’s struggles with addiction, John’s efforts to raise money and the family’s troubled relationships. The characters are thoughtfully conceived and bolstered by dedicated performances, Howell’s in particular. But overall, the languid pace and consistently solemn tone might be off-putting anyone expecting much in the way of action, in or out of the arena. 


It’s only when Jake eventually insists on robbing Tyler’s house to get the needed cash that the film, however briefly, becomes anything resembling a thriller. With themes of redemption and forgiveness driving the narrative, Ride is mostly a well-meaning character portrait that might resonate with others who’ve experience similar crises, but until the resolution that wraps things up a little too neatly, it ain’t exactly a feel-good film.


EXTRA KIBBLES

CAST INTERVIEWS - 7 Individual interviews with the main cast.

TRAILER


August 25, 2024

HIGH CRIME (4K): Superlative Poliziotteschi


HIGH CRIME (4K UHD)
1973 / 103 min
Review by Mr. Paws😺

When unearthing, restoring and releasing classics (especially cult classics) on physical media, I wish more boutique labels would follow Blue Underground’s lead. For certain films, in addition to the usual 4K & Blu-ray copies, they’ve been throwing in a bonus CD of the music score. More often than not, it’s a rare chance to hear the music outside of the context of the movie.

Let’s see a streaming service offer that.


This time, they pull out all the stops for 1973’s High Crime, a popular, influential Italian thriller and one of the better films in the poliziotteschi genre. Franco Nero stars as Belli, a cop fiercely dedicated to disrupting the heroin trade, which he suspects is overseen by the powerful Griva family. Belli frequently refers to “retired” gangster Cafiero (Fernando Rey) for assistance, though the latter may very well be trying to insinuate himself back on top of the heap. 


However, the Grivas are practically untouchable despite a massive dossier compiled by Belli’s superior, Commissioner Scavino (James Whitmore). After Scavino is murdered, Belli becomes the new commissioner, and his scorched earth approach in nailing Grivas dramatically raises the stakes, both personally and professionally. 


Franco gets near-o.
Like many Italian movies of the era, particularly those directed by Enzo G. Castellari, High Crime is clearly inspired by American cinema, stopping just short completely ripping-off what's currently popular. In this case, it's The French Connection, going so far as to tap Fernando Rey (the antagonist in Friedkin’s film) for a key supporting role. I suppose the biggest difference is that, even though Belli is just as obsessed as Popeye Doyle in pursuing his case, it comes at tremendous personal cost (which I won’t spoil by elaborating here). This element (however briefly) renders the film more emotionally affecting than The French Connection

…not that this one ever approaches the grit, artistry and tension of Friedkin’s film. Not even close. Still, High Crime is to The French Connection what Grizzly was to Jaws…a knock-off to be sure, but a very enjoyable slab of action in its own right. There are shoot-outs, bombings and one hell of an opening car chase, all directed with efficient aplomb by Castellari, who proudly wears his influences on his sleeve. While Nero’s obviously no Gene Hackman, he delivers a tough, dedicated performance that approaches scenery chewing, but as Belli, he’s an engaging and likable hero. Elsewhere, Rey conveys the same cool menace as he did in The French Connection, while Whitmore is sort of wasted in a comparatively thankless role.


A huge hit in Europe, High Crime is undoubtedly a product of its era and region, but remains a superlative poliziotteschi film. Considering the genre’s somewhat scrappy reputation, that might be considered faint praise, but fans of this stuff are sure to eat it up, especially with a 4K restoration. In addition to an excellent transfer (it looks great and sounds even better), this disc comes with a terrific selection of bonus features. 


EXTRA KIBBLES

4K & BLU-RAY COPIES (a majority of the supplements are on the Bluray disc).

SOUNDTRACK CD - Following an audio introduction in both Italian & English, the disc features 19 jazzy tracks with occasional Goblin-esque touches. Certainly a product of its time, its nevertheless an enjoyable listen on its own terms, with a couple of catchy recurring themes. Composed by Guido & Maurizio De Angeles (collectively known as Oliver Onions). Track listing and musical credits are on an insert.

ARCHIVAL INTERVIEWS - Several individually filmed interviews, most in Italian with English subtitles. The Genoa Connection features director Enzo G. Castellari and actor Franco Nero; From Dust to Asphalt is another interview with Castellari; Hard Stunts for High Crimes features stuntman Massimo Vanni; Framing Crime features cameraman Roberto Girometti; The Sound of Onions features composers Guido & Maurizio De Angeles.

3 AUDIO COMMENTARIES - 1) By director Enzo G. Castellari; 2) By actor Franco Nero and filmmaker Mike Malloy (who once directed a poliziotteschi documentary called Eurocrime!); 3) By historians Troy Howarth, Nathaniel Thompson & Eugenio Ercolani.

THE CONNECTION CONNECTION - Filmmaker Mike Malloy discusses this film and its derivative origins. 

ALTERNATE ENDING - Almost the same, save for a shot that's removed from the final cut, which renders the ending even bleaker.

TRAILER

GALLERY - Features lobby cards, stills, posters, home video cover art, etc.

REVERSIBLE COVER


August 21, 2024

DOOR-TO-DOOR MANIAC: Crazy Cash


DOOR-TO-DOOR MANIAC and RIGHT HAND OF THE DEVIL
(Blu-ray)
1961 & 1962 / 142 min (2 movies)
Review by Mr. Paws😼

Film Masters serves up another double feature of low-budget obscurities. This time, two culty crime flicks are on the menu. Neither of them are forgotten gems, but one is definitely a must-see because of its star.

In 1961’s Door-to-Door Maniac (aka Five Minutes to Live), Fred Dorella (Vic Tayback) plans a robbery by walking into a bank and demanding manager Ken Wilson (Donald Woods) to cash a $70,000 check or else his partner will kill the man’s wife. That partner is Johnny Cabot, who has already broken into the Wilson home and is holding Nancy (Cay Forrester) at gunpoint, ready to kill her if Ken doesn’t comply. In the interim, Cabot taunts, threatens and eventually rapes her. 


Here’s the kicker…this cruel, sadistic psycho is played by none other than Johnny Cash! While the rest of the film is merely watchable, Cash’s performance is memorably disturbing, as is one of the menacing tunes he sings to Nancy. Given that there was always a sinister air to Cash’s persona anyway, is it really a surprise that he nails the role?


"If your husband doesn't pay up, I'm gonna play every song Billy Ray Cyrus ever recorded."
1963’s Right Hand of the Devil, is a grassroots heist film directed, co-written and starring Aram Katcher. Name not ring a bell? Well, Katcher was a Turkish hair salon owner and budding actor whose career  never amounted to much, but not for a lack of trying. He casts himself in the lead as Pepe Lusara, who masterminds a sports arena robbery with the help of four hired goons. To get into on the arena itself, he seduces lonely middle-aged Miss Sutherland (Lisa McDonald), who works there as a cashier. Those love scenes, and many others, are unintentionally amusing, adding a little campy charm to the proceedings. The film is also surprisingly gruesome at times, particularly a scene where one poor sap is dissolved alive in a tub full of acid.

Door-to-Door Maniac is definitely an interesting curio, especially since Cash only did one other feature film (A Gunfight, an excellent western, if you can find it). Right Hand of the Devil might be good for a few shit & giggles, but I can’t imagine anyone wanting to sit through it a second time. Though this set is pretty light on bonus material, both films have been nicely restored.

EXTRA KIBBLES

THEATRICAL & TV VERSIONS - For both films.

SUPPLEMENTARY BOOKLET - Featuring an essay for each film.

DOOR-TO-DOOR MANIAC

AUDIO COMMENTARY - By Daniel Budnik & Rob Kelly

RIGHT HAND OF THE DEVIL

FEATURETTE - Player Piano: The Passion of Aram Katcher is a visual essay shedding a light on this forgotten film’s equal forgotten director/writer/star. Quite enjoyable.