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July 30, 2024

THE JOHNSTOWN FLOOD: Disaster Starts Here?


THE JOHNSTOWN FLOOD (1926)
Starring George O’Brien, Florence Gilbert, Janet Gaynor, Anders Randolf, Paul Nicholson, Paul Panzer. Directed by Irving Cummings. (66 min).
ESSAY BY D.M. ANDERSON💀

Ever since The Towering Inferno blew by 11-year-old mind when I saw it in a theater back in 1975, I’ve been a die hard disaster movie fan. 

The seventies were a great era for the genre and I caught nearly every cinematic catastrophe cranked out during the decade…the blockbusters (Earthquake), the bombs (Meteor), the sequels (Airports 1975-79), the satires (The Big Bus), the hybrids (The Medusa Touch), the historical (The Hindenburg), the crappy (Avalanche), the cash grabs (Tidal Wave), the Canadian (City on Fire) and everything in between.


What I didn’t see in theaters I watched on TV, mostly films released before I caught the disaster bug, such as the original Airport, The Poseidon Adventure, The Neptune Factor and Krakatoa: East of Java (which it isn’t). By the time both Airplane! and Irwin Allen nearly killed the genre in the early ‘80s, I thought I had seen everything.


Even today, disaster films (and the tropes & cliches attributed to them) are largely regarded as a 1970s phenomenon, though there was a brief resurgence in the 90s with such mayhem as Twister, Deep Impact, Daylight, Volcano, Dante’s Peak, Armageddon, Hard Rain and, of course, James Cameron’s Titanic, the only disaster movie to ever win a Best Picture Oscar. They still pop-up now and then, some good (The Day After Tomorrow), some great (Greenland) and some so bad they’re great (Moonfall). There have also been some awesome ones from around the world. Norway’s The Wave, Russia’s batshit Air Crew and South Korea’s The Tower are as entertaining as anything Hollywood has dished out lately.


Still, disasters movies aren't made as frequently as they used to be. It’s easy to understand why. Unless it’s a SyFy Channel cheapie, these things are expensive, and considering they’ve never been a particularly respected genre, kind of a financial gamble. But similar to westerns, the genre never disappeared completely. Like a volcano, it just lays dormant from time to time.


Nor did it begin with Airport in the 70s. There have been a lot of disaster films throughout history, some dating all the way back to the silent era. And I’m still trying to catch them all, which has turned into a true labor of love over the years. It’s been a lot of fun going further and further back through time to discover The Devil at 4 O’Clock, The Last Voyage, Zero Hour (the initial inspiration for Airplane!), Crack in the World and no less than four movies about the sinking of Titanic (including one that’s essentially Nazi propaganda). There have been fact-based masterpieces (A Night to Remember), musical melodramas (San Francisco) and the flat-out bizarre (Deluge). 


But what was the first pure disaster movie? By ‘pure,’ I mean the one that first incorporated story elements, melodrama and subplots we still typically associate with the genre (for better or worse). The one that emphasizes death and destructive spectacle as much as its perfunctory characters. Going even further back in time, that movie might be 1926’s The Johnstown Flood, a fictionalized account of the Great Flood of 1889 in Pennsylvania. 


Someone should have prayed harder.
A 66-minute silent film, The Johnstown Flood stars George O’Brien as Tom O’Day, a handsome, charismatic logging engineer who works for powerful tycoon John Hamilton (Anders Randolf). Tom repeatedly voices his concern that clearing too many trees will not-only weaken a nearby dam, it could destroy the city of Johnstown, located just downriver. True to what would become a canonical part of the disaster formula, Hamilton ignores Tom’s warning, more concerned with fulfilling a lucrative lumber contract than something that might not actually happen. Even after agreeing to have the dam looked at by a state-appointed inspector, Hamilton ignores the report and hires guards to keep worried townspeople away…even shooting a few.

There are also personal complications, of course. What disaster movie (from any era) would be complete without them? In this case, Tom is in love with Hamilton’s daughter, Gloria (Florence Gilbert), and plans to marry her while Dad’s out of town. But there’s a potential love triangle brewing as well. Young Anna Burger (Janet Gaynor) is also madly in love with Tom, though he seems to be unaware. However, Anna’s gruff, hulking father, Joe (Paul Panzer), is convinced Tom has lecherous intentions for his impressionable daughter. This leads to a few amusing misunderstandings.


As Tom and Gloria are getting married in the town church, the dam bursts. Torrents of water take out a moving train as it cascades toward town. The train scene is especially satisfying because Hamilton happens to be on-board, finally reaping what he sowed. Anna, still concerned for Tom's safety even after realizing he loves Gloria, rides a horse into town to try and save him, shouting warnings to everyone along the way. But for the most part, it’s too late. In a lengthy sequence, Johnstown is consumed by the deluge…buildings are destroyed, thousands are killed.


Considering it was made in 1926, the climactic destruction of Johnstown is pretty spectacular, filmed in Santa Cruz, California and mostly done using miniatures and photographic effects. We have to wade through a lot of pre-catastrophe melodrama beforehand. But unlike San Francisco or In Old Chicago, which provide absolutely no foreshadowing before disaster strikes, the genuine fear expressed by Tom (and other characters) throughout the film creates underlying tension in seemingly innocuous scenes. 


Tom serves the same purpose as Doug Roberts in The Towering Inferno, Captain Harrison in The Poseidon Adventure and Walter Russell in Earthquake…the sole voice of reason whose boss is either too greedy or stupid to take him seriously. Conversely, Hamilton arguably begins the time-honored disaster film tradition of self-serving bad guys getting the poetic justice they deserve. 


Not surprisingly, most of the stars of The Johnstown Flood had their heyday during the silent era (though Janet Gaynor would later win an Oscar). But interestingly enough, the film also includes several others who’d eventually become Hollywood icons. None other than Gary Cooper, Clark Gable and Carole Lombard appear uncredited as extras or in bit parts. If this film were being made just ten years later, the roles would probably be reversed.


Though I wouldn’t rank it among the greatest disaster films, The Johnstown Flood is a vital part of the genre’s history, and not just because of the groundbreaking scenes of destruction (though they are the best part). The narrative elements, tropes and archetypes that made me fall in love with disaster in the first place are all here in abundance.

THE POOP SCOOP: Sharks & Scares


🦈SEVERIN FILMS Announces Pact with Encyclopocalypse Publications for Film Novelizations with CRUEL JAWS Launching on 7/30
Severin Films today announced a partnership with genre publisher Encyclopocalypse Publications to co-produce original novels, movie novelizations and resurrected horror paperbacks tied to and inspired by Severin’s expansive catalog of genre classics. Their first joint release will be CRUEL JAWS: THE NOVELIZATION by Brad Carter, based on the notorious film by Bruno Mattei called “THE AVENGERS of JAWS knockoffs” (Oh The Horror!), available July 30, 2024. In 1995, Italian director Mattei stunned the civilized world with CRUEL JAWS, the ultimate sharksploitation saga that liberally borrowed characters, plot and footage from Joe D’Amato’s DEEP BLOOD and Enzo G. Castellari’s THE LAST SHARK. CRUEL JAWS: THE NOVELIZATION will be available in mass market and trade editions, both priced at $16.99, from all major online book retailers as well as encyclopocalypse.com. Each edition features new cover art and photos from the film, along with an all-new foreword by SHARKSPLOITATION: THE DOCUMENTARY director Stephen Scarlata. In addition, every paperback order sold through encyclopocalypse.com comes with a free digital copy. 

🙀A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE arrives on Digital July 30th and on 4K Ultra HD/Blu-ray/DVD/4K Ultra HD SteelBook on October 8
from Paramount.
Experience the day the world went quiet in this terrifying continuation of the A Quiet Place universe. When Samira (Lupita Nyong’o) returns home to New York City, her simple trip turns into a harrowing nightmare when mysterious creatures that hunt by sound attack. Accompanied by her cat Frodo and an unexpected ally (Joseph Quinn), Samira must embark on a perilous journey through the city that has suddenly gone silent, where the only rule is to stay quiet to stay alive. Djimon Hounsou and Alex Wolff also star in this intensely suspenseful thriller. A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE expands the franchise’s groundbreaking universe, taking fans back to the first day of the invasion by deadly creatures who hunt by sound in one of the loudest places on Earth: New York City. Fans who purchase the film on Digital, 4K Ultra HD, or Blu-ray will have access to over 50 minutes of thrilling bonus content. A three-movie collection including A Quiet Place, A Quiet Place: Part II and A Quiet Place: Day One will also be available to purchase on Digital platforms July 30. 


😺COLLATERAL Celebrates 20th Anniversary With New Limited-Edition 4K Ultra HD/Blu-ray SteelBook Arriving On August 6th from Paramount
Celebrate the 20th anniversary of director Michael Mann’s stylishly compelling noir thriller COLLATERAL with a new Limited-Edition 4K Ultra HD/Blu-ray SteelBook, arriving August 6, 2024 from Paramount Home Entertainment. Tom Cruise is “convincingly wicked” (Toronto Star) and Jamie Foxx gives an Oscar-nominated* performance in the exhilarating film that “crackles with energy and purpose” (Los Angeles Times).  Originally released on August 6, 2004, COLLATERAL wowed critics and audiences alike and continues to be revered as a masterful blend of suspense and drama, combining intense action with captivating character exploration.  Written by Stuart Beattie, the film also stars Jada Pinkett Smith, Mark Ruffalo, Peter Berg, and Javier Bardem. The Limited-Edition SteelBook includes access to a Digital copy of the film, as well as legacy bonus content.



🙀PARAMOUNT SCARES VOL. 2 arrives on 4K Ultra HD October 1 from Paramount.
Everyone loves a sequel!  PARAMOUNT SCARES is back with another limited-edition collection of terrifying films, all available for the first time in 4K Ultra HD.  PARAMOUNT SCARES VOL. 2 arrives October 1, 2024 from Paramount Home Entertainment. This collectible box set includes four killer films that offer an exciting mix of all that the horror genre has to offer.  From a knife-wielding maniac in FRIDAY THE 13TH PART II, to the twisted thrills of ORPHAN: FIRST KILL, the terrifying zombie hordes of WORLD WAR Z, and the psychological terror of BREAKDOWN, this must-own collection delivers loads of chills and thrills. Each film in the 8-disc collection has been newly remastered and is presented on both 4K Ultra HD Disc and on Blu-ray in an individual case and special sleeve exclusive to the set, all housed in a premium box with original artwork.  PARAMOUNT SCARES VOL. 2 also includes more than 2.5 hours of bonus content, the unrated version of WORLD WAR Z, access to a Digital copy of each film, and these exclusive collectible items: 
  • Full-size FANGORIA magazine produced specifically for this release with new and classic articles about the films

  • Four unique iron-on patches representing each film

  • A domed PARAMOUNT SCARES logo sticker

  • A new PARAMOUNT SCARES glow-in-the-dark enamel pin

  • Limited-Edition poster by acclaimed artist Orlando “Mexifunk” Arocena 

July 29, 2024

DANZA MACABRA, VOLUME THREE: Severin Goes To Spain


DANZA MACABRA, VOLUME THREE:
THE SPANISH GOTHIC COLLECTION (Blu-ray)
1971-1975 / 364 min (4 movies)
Review by Josey, the Sudden Cat🙀

For the third volume of their Danza Macabra Blu-ray series, Severin Films sails across the Mediterranean to resurrect four Spanish gothic horror films from the early seventies. Like most boxed set collections, they vary in quality, but certainly serve up a selection of titles slightly left of the mainstream. 

1971’s Necrophagous (aka The Butcher of Binbrook) is arguably the goofiest, though atmospheric and teasingly ambiguous. However, the story ultimately ends up being a science project gone wrong, with Michael Sharrington (Bill Curran) messing around with human cells, turning people into monsters. He’s also dedicated enough to experiment on himself, with horrifying/amusing results. This is the only film presented in English.


Released the same year, Cake of Blood is a (mostly) historically-based anthology film that’s a bit more high-minded than your usual Amicus flick from the same era. As these types of films go, this one is surprisingly consistent. “Tarot” is as interesting riff on The Seventh Seal, while “Victor Frankenstein” boils Shelly’s story down to its bare essentials (it’s also also the weakest of the bunch). “Terror Among the Christians” features vampires terrorizing people during the Roman era. Finally, “The Dance” (the only story set in the present) has a hypnotic, haunting quality that’s enhanced by creative production design. Alas, no actual cake.


"Wake up! It's time for school!"
1974’s Cross of the Devil is probably the weakest movie in this collection. While not terrible, the story feels the most derivative. A writer heads to Spain to visit his sister after receiving an urgent letter, only to find she’s since been murdered. Naturally, he feels compelled to solve the mystery. This one draws obvious inspiration from the darker - and more compelling  - Blind Dead series. 

Despite the stupidly generic title, 1975’s The Night of the Walking Dead is easily the set’s best film. Also known as Strange Love of the Vampires (which is far more accurate), it’s a stylish, almost romantic tale of nasty villagers vs. sympathetic bloodsuckers. Caught in the middle is terminally ill Catherine (Emma Cohn), torn between an unlikable suitor and compassionate Count Rudolph (Carlos Ballesteros). This one is also the most violent of the four films, especially during the rousing final act.


Obviously, these titles are fairly obscure on this side of the pond. None of them are masterpieces, but fans of early 70s’ European gothic horror will find a lot to love here. Each film has been nicely restored and include some contextually interesting bonus material. Stored in a sturdy, well-designed box, they're also packaged in individual cases with their own unique cover art.


EXTRA KIBBLES

NECROPHAGOUS

SOMETHING YOU’VE NEVER SEEN - An appreciation by Angel Sala,. The head of programming of the Sitges Film Festival.

THE FIRST HORROR FILM FESTIVAL IN THE WORLD - Maria Pilar Rafales discusses the Sitges Film Festival.

AUDIO COMMENTARY - By podcaster Andy Marshall-Roberts.

TRAILERS

CAKE OF BLOOD

INTERVIEWS - Individual interviews with actress Marisa Paredes, co-director Jaime Chavarri and actor Jose Lifante.

AN ARTHOUSE UFO - Another appreciation by Angel Sala.

AUDIO COMMENTARY - By podcaster Rod Barnett and author Dr. Adrian Smith.

CROSS OF THE DEVIL

INTERVIEW - With screenwriter Juan Jose Porto.

FANTASY AND IMAGINATION: THE LEGACY OF GUSTAVO ADOLFO BECQUER - Video essay about the director by author Xavier Aldana Reyes.

THE REAL TEMPLAR KNIGHTS MOVIE - Yet another appreciation by Angel Sala.

AUDIO COMMENTARY - By authors Kim Newman and Barry Forshaw.

THE NIGHT OF THE WALKING DEAD

INTERVIEWS - Individual interviews with actor Joes Lifante and writer Juan Jose Porto.

A DEADLY INVITATION TO ANOTHER DIMENSION - Angel Sala appreciates this one, too! Yay!

SPAIN’S CINEMATIC VAMPIRES - Video essay by author Xavier Aldana Reyes.

AUDIO COMMENTARY - By author Kat Ellinger.

ALTERNATE SPANISH CREDIT SEQUENCE


July 25, 2024

RED LINE 7000: Days of Blunder


RED LINE 7000 (Blu-ray)
1965 / 110 min
Review by Mr. Paws

Before the melodramatic motorporn of Grand Prix, there was the melodramatic motorporn of Red Line 7000, a story of three hunky NASCAR drivers and the women who love them (and sometimes hate to love them). The similarities, however, tend to end there.

Looking back at this one nearly 60 years later, it’s easy to see why James Cann became a star while most of the other cast didn’t (though if you look quickly, you’ll spot Teri Garr). As ace driver Matt Marsh, he displays twice the charisma - along with flashes of his trademark intensity - than either of his racing rivals, Ned Arp (John Robert Crawford) and Dan McCall (James Ward), who are both blond, blank-faced carbon copies of each other. 


And what are we to make of Howard Hawks? One of classic Hollywood’s greatest and versatile directors, he seems to be working below his pay grade here, cranking out something that looks and feels more like an Elvis movie…Spinout minus the songs. Actually, I take that back…there is one song, “Wildcat Jack,” which is cringingly awful and sang/rapped by Gail Hire as love interest/jazz club co-owner Holly McGregor (and where Garr appears as a back-up singer).


"How'd you get your hair to do that?"
Speaking of which…a lot of the movie takes place in a swanky jazz club, where all the stock car drivers (and their women) hang out between races, prompting me to suspect screenwriter George Kirby didn’t do much research. Though I think most of these guys would more-likely be tipping back beers in a dive, let’s not hold that against him. However, the dull romances and superficial conflicts that dominate the narrative are certainly Kirby’s fault.

1966’s Grand Prix was full of that stuff too, but when focused on the cars, races and drivers, not only did it look and sound authentic, the racing sequences were immersive and thrilling. Conversely, Red Line 7000 gives us grainy stock car racing footage interspersed with rear-projection shots of the actors pretending to drive. These sequences would also have you believe that a devastating crash happens every single lap.


In his first starring role (though he’s really part of an ensemble), James Caan makes the most of the opportunity. But technically and thematically, the rest of Red Line 7000 has aged far worse than other racing & romance movies from the same era. As one of Howard Hawks’ final films, this doesn’t rank among his best work.


EXTRA KIBBLES

NOTE: Free Kittens Movie Guide was provided with a promo disc for review purposes. Physical supplemental material included with the final product (booklets, artwork, inserts, etc) were not available for review.

BRUCE KESSLER: MAN IN MOTION - 45 minute profile/interview with director and former race driver Bruce Kessler (who passed away just this year). He was a 2nd unit director on Red Line 7000.

2 VISUAL ESSAYS - A Modern Type of Woman, by film scholar Kat Ellinger, is about the three primary women characters; Gas, Gears, Girls, Guys & Death, by Howard S. Berger & Angela McEntee, discusses director Howard Hawks and Red Red 7000.

AUDIO COMMENTARY - By Nick Redman and Julie Kirgo, who's screenwriter George Kirgo’s daughter.

GALLERY - Promotional artwork and stills.