CRAWL
(2019)
Starring
Kaya Scodelario, Barry Pepper, Ross Anderson, Moryfydd Clark.
Directed by Alexandre Aja. (87 min)
ON
BLU-RAY FROM PARAMOUNT
Review
by Josey, the Sudden Cat🙀
Using
truth-in-advertising as a barometer, Crawl is the movie of the
year.
I’d
been pretty jazzed to see Crawl
ever
since the first trailer,
being that it looked like a mash-up of my two favorite genres:
disaster and killer animals. As fans
of
either genre will
attest,
such movies are either good, terrible or good because
they're
terrible. Crawl
turns
out to be a good one, partially because of its straight-forward
approach
– no
Sharknado
silliness - but
mainly because it delivers exactly what it promises. There's something strangely reassuring about that.
Taking
place in Florida during a hurricane, Haley Keller (Kaya Scodelario)
is a collegiate swimmer who reluctantly returns home to look for her
estranged father, Dave (Barry Pepper), because he
isn’t
answering
his
phone. The town is already beginning to flood by the time she
arrives. When she gets to the house, Haley learns why her dad didn’t
return her calls: He’s stuck in the crawlspace below with serious
injuries. She also discovers – the hard
way
– what injured him in the first place. Lurking under the house with
them are a couple o’
big-ass
alligators.
"No one tells me 'See ya later.'" |
With
the water rising, Haley and Dave need to get out, which is easier
said than done. Not only are both of them hurt, their phones don’t
work, the town is evacuated and hungry gators are everywhere, as a
boatload of looters and some local cops fatally discover. This is all
before the
hurricane reaches full force. Then there’s Dave’s mangy mutt,
Sugar, and goddamn
if
he isn’t just personable enough to have the viewer going “Oh,
no! Not the Dog!” every
ten minutes or so.
None
of it is very plausible, but it’s deftly directed by Alexandre Aja,
who knows how to build suspense and put-together some great,
well-timed jump-scares, most of which do not
come
when expected. He also knows a movie like this needs characters we
care about for any of it to work. Most of the secondary cast is
simply gator fodder, but Haley and Dave are sympathetic and likable,
the complexities of their volatile relationship explored with a
surprising amount of depth.
Crawl
won’t make anyone forget Jaws,
but it’s reliable fast-paced
fun,
with visual effects that are more-or-less convincing and a few great
critter kills. At
the very least, the film delivers exactly as-advertised. In
that respect, I
can’t imagine anyone walking away disappointed.
EXTRA
KIBBLES
FEATURETTES
- “Beneath Crawl” (a 30-minute making-of doc,
featuring interviews and a lot of behind-the-scenes footage);
“Category 5 Gators: The VFX of Crawl”
“ALLIGATOR
ATTACKS” - A montage of every attack & kill in the film.
ALTERNATE
OPENING – Never actually filmed, presented as a motion comic.
They were wise not to go with this opening.
DELETED/EXTENDED
SCENES
DVD
& DIGITAL COPIES
KITTY CONSENSUS:
PURR-R-R...LIKE A GOOD SCRATCH BEHIND THE EARS.
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