AVENGERS: ENDGAME and the Long Goodbye

AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019)

Starring Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Paul Rudd, Benedict Cumberbatch, Josh Brolin, Don Cheadle, Karen Gillan, Benedict Wong, Chadwick Boseman, Tom Holland, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Chris Pratt, Brie Larson, Bradley Cooper, Danai Gurira, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Hiddleston, Jon Favreau, etc. Directed by Anthony & Joe Russo. (181 min).

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Review by Tiger the Terrible😸

The major downside to catching Avengers: Endgame in theaters was the risk of subjecting my bladder to irreparable damage. In my younger days, simply holding-it for three hours was no big challenge. Back in college, I even once participated in a drinking game where we’d see who could go the longest without relieving ourselves. I didn’t win, but did manage to make it almost four hours.

Those were different times and Endgame is a different type of epic. We’ve all sat through three-hour films before, but thanks to Infinity War’s open-ended resolution and plethora of unanswered questions – not-to-mention a year’s worth of fan theories and speculation – taking a bathroom break would risk missing a key scene, plot twist or revelation. I’ll give the Russo Brothers credit for one thing: Every scene in Endgame feels vital at the time, making it a tough movie to walk away from, even for a moment.

At the showing my family and I attended, not a single theatergoer got up to leave once the film started. Afterwards, the continuous sound of flushing toilets echoed throughout the lobby for five straight minutes. I, for one, made the mistake of buying a soda before the movie, which I began the regret around the 90 minute mark. By the third act, my screaming pee-pee made it a challenge to fully immerse myself the film’s numerous emotional payoffs.

So despite being a fitting, larger-than-life capper to Marvel’s 22-film story arc, Endgame ultimately plays better at home, at least for those of us not endowed with iron constitutions. In addition to reacquainting myself with the story thus-far by revisiting Infinity War beforehand, seeing Endgame a second time – able to hit pause when nature called – was far more enjoyable.

Hawkeye may suck at hiding, but Stark is even worse at seeking.

While I still loathe the practice of stretching a single story across multiple movies, Endgame justifies its existence – and length – due to the sheer number of characters, story threads and loose ends to tie in a manner that meets expectations of legions of MCU fans. A daunting task, to be sure, which Endgame manages to pull off. The film remembers its past while acknowledging the future, and exploits the finality its title to the hilt (for the story arc and some major characters). In that respect, Endgame pushes all the right emotional buttons.

But unlike the original Star Wars trilogy’s most iconic moments, Endgame meets expectations without really ever exceeding them. As viewers, we already have a laundry list of plot points awaiting explanation, questions to be answered and characters’ odds of living or dying. All those boxes are checked-off – often magnificently, sometimes poignantly – but there aren’t any revelations as jaw-dropping as learning who Luke’s father is. And even at three hours, there are simply too many characters for everyone to get adequate screen time (some don’t even appear until the climax). Fans of certain characters will inevitably be disappointed by what amounts to a cameo.

However, those are minor quips. Endgame is ultimately a slam-bang crescendo to this massive franchise, the likes of which we won’t likely see again for a long time. While sweeping and epic in scope, it’s still filled with the smaller, character-driven moments that have always made the MCU engaging (something DC is just now figuring out). I’ve personally never met anyone disappointed by the outcome. I’m sure they’re out there, but maybe their bladders were simply too full to enjoy it the first time.

EXTRA KIBBLES

FEATURETTES - “Setting the Tone: Robert Downey Jr.”; “Steve and Peggy: One Last Kiss”; “The Russo Brothers: Journey to Endgame”; “The Women of the MCU”; “Bro Thor”; “Remembering Stan Lee”; “Man Out of Time: Creating Captain America”; “Black Widow: Whatever it Takes”; “Looking Back at Captain America”

AUDIO COMMENTARY – By The Russo Brothers and screenwriters Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely.

INTRODUCTION BY THE RUSSO BROTHERS

6 DELETED SCENES

CONCEPT ART GALLERY

PRODUCTION STILLS GALLERY

GAG REEL

KITTY CONSENSUS:

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