Starring
Tom Cruise, Henry Cavill, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson,
Sean Harris, Angela Bassett, Vanessa Kirby, Alec Baldwin, Michelle
Monaghan, Wes Bentley. Directed by Christopher McQuarrie. (2018/147
min).
AVAILABLE ON BLU-RAY FROM
PARAMOUNT
AVAILABLE ON BLU-RAY FROM
PARAMOUNT
Review by Tiger the Terrible😸
I spotted a true lunatic while driving home from work the other day.
Like countless other egocentric morons with an inflated sense of
entitlement, he was in the lane next to me, texting as he sped along
at 40 miles an hour. The difference was this guy was behind the wheel
of a Smart car.
All
it would take is one wild turn to end up getting swallowed by an
SUV. It could be weeks before anyone found a single trace of him
and the glorified go-kart he chose for a coffin. Man, that's not only crazy...that's utter Tomsanity.
Like
Lou Gehrig's Disease 'Tomsanity' is named after the man who's most
prominently afflicted, Mr. Tom Cruise. It's a condition where one
deliberately risks their life to accomplish a task, even though a
perfectly safe alternative would achieve the same results and no one
would know the difference. If Mr. Important behind the wheel of that
Smart car regularly engages in such douchebaggery while driving - and
you just know he does - wouldn't a big-ass Dodge Ram have been
a wiser investment? The recipient of his call wouldn't appreciate it any less.
"You chose to accept this mission, Ethan. You unclog it." |
One
key difference between Tom Cruise and that Smart car simpleton is Tom
at-least trains for his stunts beforehand with a crew of hundreds to
assist him. But even with tethers and wires to assure
my safety, no way in hell would I ever attempt to jump from one
rooftop to another as Cruise does in Mission: Impossible - Fallout (and he still broke his ankle).
Unlike that self-absorbed motorist, Tom isn't putting anyone but
himself in harm's way, and it ain't for personal gratification. When he makes that 25,000 foot HALO drop early
in the film, he's doing it for us. They could have easily used
a professional jumper and simply CG'ed Tom's toothy grin into the frame,
but the fact we know it's him is part of what has always made the
entire Mission: Impossible franchise special. Say what you
will about him personally, one thing Tom Cruise can never be
accused of is phoning-it-in.
Tom requires fresh underwear after each scene. |
Maybe
that's a chief reason this is the only franchise that seems to improve with each
entry. True-to-form, Mission: Impossible - Fallout is the best
one to date and absolutely loaded with Tomsanity. Previous films
were already notable for the lengths Cruise went for the sake of
an action sequence, so I'm assuming Tomsanity must also be a progressive
disorder because there are a half-dozen jaw-dropping action
sequences where Tom's letting it all hang out for our enjoyment. To
truly appreciate that, check out this disc's hour-long
behind-the-scenes documentary right afterwards.
But
Fallout isn't just a stunt showcase. The intricate,
twist-laden story keeps us guessing, whisks us to various intriguing
locations and introduces a few nifty new characters along with some old friends (even Henry Cavill is interesting in this one). The
film doesn't forget its past, either. In fact, Fallout is the
first in the franchise that might be considered a direct sequel. It
features the same primary antagonist, Solomon Lane (Sean Harris) as
Rogue Nation, while Ethan Hunt's estranged wife, Julia
(Michelle Monaghan), figures prominently in the story. As such, the film does sometimes assume the audience is up-to-speed.
Still, it's mainly the Tom Cruise Show, which is just fine because,
even after six films, there's never a moment where we suspect he's
going through the motions. I don't know how long he can keep this up,
but here's hoping he can crank out at least one or two more without
killing himself. Maybe he can even squeeze-in the mother of all
Tomsanity stunts: a chase where he's driving a Smart car while
texting. As it stands, though, Mission: Impossible - Fallout
is currently the franchise's high-point and the best action film of
the year.
EXTRA
KIBBLES
"BEHIND
THE FALLOUT" - An hour long, 8-part behind the scenes
feature that mostly focuses on Tom's crazy stunt work.
FEATURETTES
- "Foot Chase Musical Breakdown" (with composer Lorne
Balfe); "The Ultimate Mission" (promotional video; sort-of
a condensed version of "Behind the Fallout")
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SCENES
STORYBOARDS
TRAILER
DVD
& DIGITAL COPIES
KITTY CONSENSUS:
MEE-OW! LIKE BEING TURNED LOOSE IN A BIRD SANCTUARY.
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