Starring
Alanna Masterton, George Byrne. Directed by Jason Goldberg. (2018/125
min).
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Review by Josey, the Sudden Cat🙀
There's
a scene at the half-way point of Afraid that's truly
terrifying. Like the best psychological horror films, what makes it
so scary is our inherent awareness of its actual plausibility. The
scene takes place in a kitchen, where one of the main characters is
struggling to pull open a sealed bag. Exerting a bit too much effort,
the bag bursts open, sending its contents flying all over
the kitchen.
Whenever I struggle to pull open a bag of Doritos or package of
salad mix, I always fear that very thing happening. While I've been
fortunate to avoid such a catastrophe, one of my daughters wasn't so
lucky. Not too long ago, a one-pound bag of Skittles exploded in her
hands. Months later, our vacuum cleaner still sucks-up an
occasional stray candy.
In
reality, I suppose flying food wouldn't be as unnerving as the
prospect of staying in a cabin filled with surveillance cameras while
a tech-savvy lunatic tracks your every move. From an entertainment
perspective, however, watching an entire movie through those same
cameras tends to be rather tedious.
The most depressing room of all time. |
Alana
Masterton and George Byrne are a young couple who rent a cabin in the
remote woods (of course). Unfortunately for them, every room and the
surrounding area is rigged with cameras by an unseen stalker, who's
fixated on Alana's character. Not only that, he's able to hack into
her phone and social media pages to learn her secrets, none of which
are all that interesting. In fact, even though these revelations are
intended as a plot device to create tension, all they really do make
it obvious who's behind it all...long before the climactic reveal.
Afraid
is excruciatingly slow-going at times, exacerbated by the fact we're
forced to watch two dull characters almost exclusively through
stationary cameras. Much of what transpires is seen from
a distance, from the point-of-view of whoever is watching them, which
negates a lot of the suspense. In
a way, this tends to make it more of an endurance test
than your typical found footage film. I'm not a fan of
found-footage, but at-least a shaky, hand-held camera creates some
movement.
While
the film is called Afraid, the title card in the end-credits
identifies it as 'Interference,' and despite the DVD box listing the
running time at 125 minutes, it's actually about 85, which is ultimately a good
thing. The film would have been insufferable at two hours. An earnest
performance by The Walking Dead's Alanna
Masterton isn't enough to recommend it, nor is the name of Jason Goldberg, the guy who created the long-running MTV show, Punk'd. As a first-time director, he stays true to his roots, which is unfortunate.
There's certainly nothing else in the film as suspenseful or scary as that bursting bag.
There's certainly nothing else in the film as suspenseful or scary as that bursting bag.
KITTY CONSENSUS:
MEH.
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