We here at FKMG have always had a soft
spot in our fuzzy hearts for disaster movies. Needless to say, we're
already purring in anticipation of San Andreas, starting 5/28. Me &
the wife (Mrs. Whiskers) will be first in line, kibbles and catnip
in-hand, to enjoy all the destructive glory. Hell, we don't even care
if it's any good, so long I get to see California wasted and Mrs.
Whiskers can gaze at the wonder of Dwayne Johnson's biceps for two hours. Needless to say, disaster epics from
all eras have been part of our healthy diet since we sprang from the
litter. So, in honor of San Andreas keeping the genre alive, here's a
look back at some of FKMG'S disaster movie essays (click the links to view):
- THE TOWERING INFERNO: A Conspiracy Theory
- EARTHQUAKE: Take Off Your Pantyhose, Dammit!
- THE CASSANDRA CROSSING and the Sinister Urge
- TWO-MINUTE WARNING: The Pros and Cons of Dollar Tree
- TITANIC: The Eternal Battle Rages On
- THE SWARM: Not a Film to Watch When Chemically Altered
- TITANIC: Deleted Scene
- THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE: A Dullard's New Year
- BLACK SUNDAY: Reality Sucks
- DANTE'S PEAK vs VOLCANO
- AIRPORT 1975 and an Introduction to Irony
- DEEP IMPACT: Still Timely After All These Years
- INDEPENDENCE DAY: Original Ending
- ARMAGEDDON: A Review in Verse
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