August 8, 2014

MOVIES IN HAIKU, PART 8: The Horror of it All

ALIEN
Look at all these eggs!
I wonder what's inside them.
Worst...heartburn...ever.

EVIL DEAD
Cabin in the woods.
Don't read-aloud from that book!
Eew...bad tree! Bad tree!

DAWN OF THE DEAD
No more room in hell...
Since the dead now walk the Earth,
We'll go to the mall!

FATAL ATTRACTION
Don't cheat on your wife
With a psycho unless you
Like boiled pets for lunch.

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