March 12, 2014

MOVIES IN HAIKU: The Desolation of Blog

THE BIG LEBOWSKI
The Dude's rug...pissed on!
It tied the room together.
His journey begins.

JACKASS: THE MOVIE
Dumb, dangerous stunts;
Legions of morons inspired,
Cleansing the gene pool.

THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
Village under siege;
Seven samurai cowboys save the day!
Thanks, Kurosawa.

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST
Being Jesus sucks...
Whipped, thorned, nailed and speared to death;
Christian torture-porn.

KING KONG
The poor giant ape,
Not killed by planes, but beauty...
Like most married guys.

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