January 20, 2014

The Original STAR WARS Trilogy in Haiku

STAR WARS
A bad idea...
Sticking that damned exhaust port
Out in the open.

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Plans for Father's Day?
Then why not join the Dark Side?
Sorry 'bout the hand.

RETURN OF THE JEDI
Christ, you're my brother?!?
But we sucked serious face
In the last movie!

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