September 1, 2012

THE LION KING: Alternate Ending

Directed by Roger Allers & Rob Minkoff. Alternate Ending Restored by D.M. Anderson. (1994, 87 min).

"Simba...here is your son."

"Hmm...what's that smell?"

"Oh, geez...he just crapped everywhere, your majesty. Here, take him."


"No way, monkey man. That's what we have underlings like you for."

"Christ, he smells worse than Pumba!"

"I'll give anyone in the kingdom a month's salary to take this nasty little bastard and dip him in the river!"

THE END


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